Possible Reactions When Your Parents Ask “Are You Dating Anybody?”

Flip the table. Storm out.

Bring home a trucker/ex-con named Gus and say you got hitched. When they freak out, remind them that you being single isn’t so bad.

Say you’re waiting for the TARDIS, Amy Pond-style. Sing lines from Dr. Dre’s “I Need A Doctor.”

I find these quite relevant.  

Also…

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2012/i-remember/

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2012/internal-monologue-of-someone-being-photographed-by-the-sartorialist/